Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
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Top comments
Dillyduzit 23
If she won't confront you about it, how can you be sure that's what she's upset over? Just genuinely curious!
diagnosed 15
No this begs the question of how old you actually are? And whether or not her stare is valid. If you were underage and having intercourse with your boyfriend and your mother has found out well sucks to be you. but if you're of age in your mothers giving you the stink eye because you and your boyfriend are having a little fun. She needs to get her own life and let you live yours.
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Comments (83)
GlockToucher 7
confront her about it to get rid of the tension
Zebediabolical 45
This really depends on how old you are and whether or not you live in her house.
gracehi 33
Your mom reminds me of my cat. Maybe your mom is just hungry or wants you to scratch under her chin.
bleedingglitter 24
Screw her. It's really no one else's business as long as you are being safe about it. Don't turn up with VD or a baby and everything will be gravy.
DjeePee 25
I know that in an ideal world, parents wouldn't mind that their underage kids - let's say 15 or 16 years old - had sex, under the condition they did it safe and not with the entire neighbourhood. But we don't live there and some parents go batshit crazy if they discover that their precious kid is making sweet and safe love to his/her partner of a couple months. So, no matter how much I would want to love the parent's authority, they can't forbid everything. And if they think they can, well, unpleasant surprises may follow.
devi_916 39
51, that world is really only ideal to sexually active minors, not most adults. As a parent, I would much rather prefer that my children wait until they are adults to begin having sex. I would also prefer they be in a committed relationship with their partner for more than just "a couple" of months.
Badabam_fml 14
#51, OP is in Australia, here 16 is the legal age of consent for sex.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Parents who act like that Are making a huge mistake. There's nothing wrong with sex between two people who both want to do it, are aware of the different risks and protect themselves accordingly. It's nobody else's business as long as nothing illegal or dangerous is going on. You have nothing to be ashamed of, and all your mother is achieving is a bad relationship with her daughter. FYL
thatnucca 36
Kylie, is that you?
wakemeupplease 21
Oops!! Which one you are? Her mother or her bf? :D
chosha_fml 27
People keep saying it depends how old you are or if you're living at home, etc. No it doesn't. No matter what the circumstances, passive-aggressive judgmental staring is not the way to behave. She should talk to you, OP, and even if after that she still disagrees with your decision, she should accept that in life you are going to make your own choices.
dawood_k 27
Well since seen she knows what you're up to. Casually get up from your seat and grab your BF hand and excuse yourself to your bedroom
sdroze1389 31
force the conversation with her, and if you want a little payback use excruciating details. being weird or passive aggressive back won't help.
sunnyskys 25
Just look at her like your upset until you get some sort of responce out of her...so basically make her break the silence and then confront her as to why she's staring at you...act as if you don't know what's wrong mainly because you....that the best I can think of. sorry OP