Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About halfway through, I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was volunteering at a neighborhood house tutoring a bunch of kids. Everything was going fine until one of them jumped on the table I was at, which broke and hit my knee. I swore in front of all the kids and my volunteer coordinator. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML
Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Poonheart 0
That must have shattered your shin... -.-
justxmyxluck 0
I'm cringing just reading this. Well at least you didn't hit your crotch. That would just about kill you. =/
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Comments (256)
yeti09 0
That sucks that you injured yourself, especially since you were helping your church.
qwerty475 0
Am I the only one who noticed "concrete picnic table" - that just makes it sound fake.
rubmytummy 0
...how does that make it sound fake?
glykoula09 0
wow #105...thats the first time I've ever seen the OP respond to the comments!! O.O
SirAwesome 0
YDI for going to church.
Pilibilli 4
DAMN!! that's terrible........... I hope your church will sign your cast for you.. Everyone makes mistakes~
cheeroxsoxtonz 0
ouch! ydi and fyl
ChasinParkedCars 0
Maybe God is trying to tell you something. Is your name by any chance "Damien"?
Flounder 2
That's what you get for thinking god is real
pierrette_fml 0
In the future, adopt a wide stance when swinging ANYTHING like that.