By burn - 01/08/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML
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saIty 17

Just let it all out during the meeting. They like it when people express themselves.

44 3
mrfunbun01 1

Put lax in their food next time you make them dinner.

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Nicnats 3

put some in cans if pop, and give it to them

22 17
NastyNinja31 0

Another shitty meeting

6 7
sxe_beast 11

Yes, they're referring to soda as pop. Is there something wrong with that?

27 4
WCARlover 34

please write a logical sentence next time

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flockz 19

no not in soda put some in his condoms and then he will freak when he doesnt get a boner during sex. then tell him u did it because u felt like he need to "relax"

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I call it pop... Dunno what's so odd about that (:

27 4
Pinkmorgan9 0

Yeah well too bad the kids don't have meetings they have to sit through

3 1
dolphincheddar 10

If it's a meeting to sell a new brand of laxatives your good to go!

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tybtab 5

well hopefully your shit smells good

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atthegates 0

In canada its usually referred to as pop rather than soda

10 2
knights95 9

Man, why so many thumbs down? I was just asking.

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margie2194 12

Next time do your research first before you ask :)

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KiddNYC1O 20

Hey, #20, I love Wendy's new chips.

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FarSide 22

A three hour meeting with the crapper...

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sxe_beast 11

@Knight - look up Colloquialism XD!

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HondaKidd 5

... Seriously 57? Who would do a research on such a minuscule thing? We call it soda here. damn try hard...

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gmc_blossom 21

Yes, but someone with half a brain would know that there are different names for a carbonated beverage, and it really just depends on where you live.

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SomeFMLPerson 0

32 - Hahahaha! I get it! You said shitty situation because laxatives make you shit! That is so hilarious and original! Honestly, you're a pun mastermind... I just can't stop laughing!

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DeathBunny218 37

looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, and soon you're gonna be swimmin in it

20 12
howslife123 0

But what OP didn't realize is that most laxatives take 6-12 hours to work so decidedly not screwed

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mrfunbun01 1

Put lax in their food next time you make them dinner.

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commietaco 0

dear: mrfunbun01 please wear looser shirts. your body is seriously freaking me out.

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PRiMARELYiNSANE 0

Hahaa i understand why they thought it would make you calm, reLAXATIVES.

0 1
StopDropNRoll 11

That will = more work for the parent later if they decide to blow up in the restroom =

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ragnorac 4

yeah, help him shit himself during a meeting

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SayPeanuts 29

It's the thought that counts.

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saIty 17

Just let it all out during the meeting. They like it when people express themselves.

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hatepineapple 14

It won't matter either way. Those things are so full of shit anyways; she'll fit right in.

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Jacobt24 19

Loosened you up all right. Your butt that is.

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Jacobt24 19

What the heck? Before I corrected it my camment said "Lossened." Just nvm ignare me

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Jacobt24 19

Haha IDK I checked it before, honestly. It didn't say that. My iPhone is freaking out on me. *Note to self - stop looking up ****. Messing up phone* (joke)

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VickieJoe 3

haha that's hilarious but disgusting at the same time...lol

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eminemchick 19

try not to be full of shit at the meeting(;

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MsJoyfull 4

OP won't have that problem once the laxitives kick in.

8 0
major_paine92 0

Put ecstasy in their cereal.

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