Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML
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mrfunbun01
| 1
Put lax in their food next time you make them dinner.
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saIty
| 17
Just let it all out during the meeting. They like it when people express themselves.
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fattso
| 1
SHIT HAPPENS
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sovietkiwi
| 0
That's shitty
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Nicnats
| 3
put some in cans if pop, and give it to them
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knights95
| 9
Are you referring to soda as "pop"?
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NastyNinja31
| 0
Another shitty meeting
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sxe_beast
| 11
Yes, they're referring to soda as pop. Is there something wrong with that?
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WCARlover
| 34
please write a logical sentence next time
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flockz
| 19
no not in soda put some in his condoms and then he will freak when he doesnt get a boner during sex. then tell him u did it because u felt like he need to "relax"
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I call it pop... Dunno what's so odd about that (:
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Pinkmorgan9
| 0
Yeah well too bad the kids don't have meetings they have to sit through
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dolphincheddar
| 10
If it's a meeting to sell a new brand of laxatives your good to go!
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tybtab
| 5
well hopefully your shit smells good
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atthegates
| 0
In canada its usually referred to as pop rather than soda
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knights95
| 9
Man, why so many thumbs down? I was just asking.
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wolflover44
| 5
of***
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margie2194
| 12
Next time do your research first before you ask :)
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Hey, #20, I love Wendy's new chips.
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FarSide
| 22
A three hour meeting with the crapper...
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sxe_beast
| 11
@Knight - look up Colloquialism XD!
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HondaKidd
| 5
... Seriously 57? Who would do a research on such a minuscule thing? We call it soda here. damn try hard...
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gmc_blossom
| 21
Yes, but someone with half a brain would know that there are different names for a carbonated beverage, and it really just depends on where you live.
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SomeFMLPerson
| 0
32 - Hahahaha! I get it! You said shitty situation because laxatives make you shit! That is so hilarious and original! Honestly, you're a pun mastermind... I just can't stop laughing!
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DeathBunny218
| 36
looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, and soon you're gonna be swimmin in it
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howslife123
| 0
But what OP didn't realize is that most laxatives take 6-12 hours to work so decidedly not screwed
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partyfool2011
| 4
Meetings are shitty regardless.
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mrfunbun01
| 1
Put lax in their food next time you make them dinner.
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jtrem26
| 2
Lax, bro. That's totes chill.
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commietaco
| 0
dear: mrfunbun01
please wear looser shirts. your body is seriously freaking me out.
please wear looser shirts. your body is seriously freaking me out.
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PRiMARELYiNSANE
| 0
Hahaa i understand why they thought it would make you calm, reLAXATIVES.
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
That will = more work for the parent later if they decide to blow up in the restroom =
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MangoRico1
| 1
They care enough to try to help
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ragnorac
| 4
yeah, help him shit himself
during a meeting
during a meeting
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SayPeanuts
| 29
It's the thought that counts.
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saIty
| 17
Just let it all out during the meeting. They like it when people express themselves.
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hatepineapple
| 14
It won't matter either way. Those things are so full of shit anyways; she'll fit right in.
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Jacobt24
| 19
Loosened you up all right. Your butt that is.
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Jacobt24
| 19
Loosened*
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Jacobt24
| 19
What the heck? Before I corrected it my camment said "Lossened." Just nvm ignare me
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Jacobt24
| 19
Haha IDK I checked it before, honestly. It didn't say that. My iPhone is freaking out on me. *Note to self - stop looking up porn. Messing up phone* (joke)
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VickieJoe
| 3
haha that's hilarious but disgusting at the same time...lol
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eminemchick
| 19
try not to be full of shit at the meeting(;
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MsJoyfull
| 4
OP won't have that problem once the laxitives kick in.
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KaySL
| 24
"Loosen me up and calm my nerves"? Certainly did one of those two things, didn't it?