Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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beaglegun2009 4
Well did you pass?
Mommyof2_91 10
FHL, his wife dumped him over text message.
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Comments (176)
Kiki242 19
FHL. His heart is broken.
Enslaved 38
Don't turn around 'Cause you're gonna see my heart breaking Don't turn around I don't want you seeing me cry
DocBastard 40
Wow...the heavy metal chick is quoting Ace of Base. I never thought I'd live to see the day.
Enslaved 38
Haha! You'd be surprised what I have in my Pandora. I even have Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in there(: I enjoy classical music too!
perdix 31
#53, Don't underestimate Enslaved -- it has been said that she can do Tuvan throat singing and Gregorian chants!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
The wife must be the cream of the bitch crop if she texted her husband that she wanted a divorce.
jem970 19
And at work no less when he will for sure be surrounded by strangers.
Briiyahh 7
LMFAO no point in me trying to cheer you up it's not gonna work sO LMFAOOOO
LappDance 16
OMGGG! That's sO funny, isn't it?
SammyS2012 21
Maybe it was part of the test; he wanted to know how well you drove while there were emotional distractions in your car :)
Amajean 7
Did you pass?
perdix 31
Man with a secure job is on the market . . . POUNCE! Ask him to help you with parallel parking after he pulls himself together. Show him your maneuvers and you'll be living the civil-servant dream (and being accused of being an aluminum-digging ***** ;) )
jem970 19
The silver lining Perdix, you have an almost uncanny ability to see the silver lining in every situation. You are an inspiration :,D
CanCann 16
Today, while at work as a student driver instructor, I got a text message from my wife.... Sucks for you both today!
dancingcutie1029 2
Well I hope you at least passed!
blackvyper 8
Find out where his wife lives and punch her in the teeth for disrupting your test.