Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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beaglegun2009 4
Well did you pass?
Mommyof2_91 10
FHL, his wife dumped him over text message.
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Comments (176)
cdelton22 3
That's hilarious. Too bad my driving instructor is a lonely cat woman. Hahahahahaha.
boofybluth 6
That is sad, wtf is wrong with his wife? Who does that over text. Get ballsd
vero559 7
Wow that's sad... Did he at least let u pass?
XxKPxX 0
Well look on the bright side, he wasn't focued just on your driving... wouldn't have noticed a screw up here or there.
xgetxbentx 13
**** your life? You're not the one who just had their marriage end via text message, I believe it's **** HIS life, not yours. Putting up with someone crying isn't that big of a deal. I hope he failed you.
coughyochick 7
Hope you got bitch-slapped by the person next to you.
Rhysviri 10
Emaghad. Double FML much?
prettykitty82 4
Aw, poor guy, but I think he shouldve held it in and at least finished your test, rescheduled, or just passed you.
jlperry31 10
Did u pass??? Wtf tells that story and doesn't say if they got their license
spottyblanket 8
that is FHL more like, poor guy.
SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3
****, poor guy. And **** his wife for doing it over text, what a bitch.