Transportation, Cars and Awkward: Is this part of the test?

Is this part of the test?

By Samantha - 16/08/2012 22:36 - United States - Holt

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

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You deserved it 2 018

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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You deserved it 2 616

By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 52 586

By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 624

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 10:06 - United States - Rockford

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

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You deserved it 49 009

By Speedy - 20/07/2010 13:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

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You deserved it 41 021

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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You deserved it 2 809

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 568

By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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You deserved it 59 993

beaglegun2009 4

Friday 17 August 2012 5:13

Well did you pass?

Mommyof2_91 10

Friday 17 August 2012 5:17

FHL, his wife dumped him over text message.

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 August 2012 5:47

all that matters is that you passed your test...if you did...

88vivera 9

Saturday 18 August 2012 18:58

Ur life doesn't suck..... His does

savvy711 1

Saturday 18 August 2012 22:30

Sounds like his situation is worse...

Special_Psycho 8

Saturday 18 August 2012 22:45

Eh. It's sad, but I'm sure that something worse could've happened.

kbow 0

Sunday 19 August 2012 2:15

This should be a FHL

manuel3272001 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:15

Wow, thats actually really sad. This should be his fml.

BiChelsea 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:45

Text Divorces? What next.. Text Funerals?

katsed 1

Monday 20 August 2012 1:32

F**k YOUR life??? Are you kidding me?? How about his? What a selfish brat you are. Divorce>driver's license.

Freedom92 12

Monday 20 August 2012 5:28

Seems to me, that he is the one who should be the OP. Poor guy.

mikeawesome 0

Monday 20 August 2012 22:39

Did you pass?

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