Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!" I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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beaglegun2009 4
Well did you pass?
Mommyof2_91 10
FHL, his wife dumped him over text message.
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Comments (176)
teresee 8
Well I don't see this one resolving pleasantly.
jenniiienyc 5
Talk about bad timing. I thought my day sucked. Your driving instructor takes the cake though. F his life. But still, sorry OP.
sophie22_fml 8
That's so sad **** his life. He should probably be the one writing a FML.
tinysocks 11
Sucks for you but I think it's way worse for him...
JustKittyKat 24
You should have driven to get ice cream cones. Ice cream solves all problems.
JustKittyKat 24
(if you look above you comment #7, you see me realize they said basically the same thing. I didn't see til after I posted.)
JustKittyKat 24
Oh jeez... At***
Judahsh 8
We still love you
Psych101 9
Don't worry, we all forgive you. EDIT: 46- I am, however, mad at you for beating me to it.
JustKittyKat 24
Thank you, oh merciful FML'ers.
krylonpony 3
Hey at least he didn't make you run into the local tv reception station. I would hate if you took of the satellite dish because tonight fox has its new reality show: "Fast animals, Slow Children" and I can't miss it!
Inheritance 10
HA! Family Guy.
superhumangambit 4
F his life...
zorion08 8
aww that's so sad ): more like fhl
Clayball 14
I feel your pain. I'd hate to have him as a driver. He seemed really smart...
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Wait...what?
Lax_life51 1
Poor guy, but you should have played the symphony card on him so he'd have passed you
fbear10 5
Symphony or sympathy? ;)