Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
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Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
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machiko_fml 0
Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.
furburger 0
A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and ****** the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)
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Comments (118)
iloveloosy12 0
haha either they're talking about you, or he cheated, yo
AmeenWhoElse 0
You shoulda said "wat ever happened to that douchefag friend of yours from 3rd year?"
mpclaw 3
and how much do you weigh?
SarahCrazy_fml 0
and I bet your still with the punk, huh?
chelleyy143 0
i'd be like "...excuse me?"
monagro 22
At least they don't think you're fat any more
Alanah101 0
I hope chucked what ever you had for dinner at him. lol.
AjaxF 0
Ha ha ha. .you were fat beyond recognition. . . .FYL
SILENT_KILLER765 0
I don't get it did he call ur wife fat or say that youve been cheating on her? anyways FYL
Bartboy 0
not an fml... take the compliment
oblio 0
If you consider that a compliment, I feel sorry for the ladies who date you