Work: Impressive

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By DC - 11/10/2016 13:41 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I narrowly avoided a head-on collision in the parking garage. The other driver cussed me out. It's a one-way route through the parking garage, and I was going the right way. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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flyhigh26 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:44

that's his fault he should have looked before he opened the door.

Lobster_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:47

Why would you want to show off your 'skills'? It's not like you're the only person in this world who knows how to drive.

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OhSoFoxy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:54

Why would your boss care about your parking skills? lol

Heatstreak 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:03

GG ur so done

studsmcgee 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 17:20

I would quit that job because your boss is an unobservant retard.

SilverBallet 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 22:38

To be honest, unless you work as valet, I can't really imagine how "impressing your boss with your reverse-parking skills" would really matter...

mister_moops 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:02

wow, you sound like a pussy kiss-ass.

AliciaS_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:53

might've been a dumb and immature idea to back in when the boss had just parked, but really, who gets out of their car without looking to see if someone else is pulling into an empty space next to them? especially at a place like work when a lot of people are arriving. i think the boss is the one who made a mistake.

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Thursday 7 May 2009 17:00

Never try to impress your boss. Be yourself and try your best.

bencaterpillar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:37

That is quite clearly the boss' fault, regardless of your reverse parking skills. He is in a car park and decides not to look around for cars before getting out? Common sense failure there.