Impressive!

By ol faithful - 03/09/2011 09:24 - Canada

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML
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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Who cares about what the date says, OP? To impress her, be yourself. But, yeah, you do sorta deserve it.

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hockey199813 5

That wouldn't taste good and I know I'm being captain obvious but what ever.

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Jesus_Christ69 0

I think you're the worst FMLer ever. I haven't seen you write 1 half-decent giggle worthy comment.

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ykthechild 0

Y U NO WRITE GOOD COMMENT!!! because of ur picture #34 I was Inspired

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lobum 12

Well, if you weren't such a pussy, that wouldn't have happened.

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hellbilly205 17

I was thinking the same thing

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iAmScrubs 19

Instead of throwing up, just think of it as a reverse chug.

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me_the_maniak 14

Now practice to be a man for the next time you are challenged!

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2ndSucks 15

That's what you get for not being able to take a joke?

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Buzzy123 7

Lucky you twice the taste no calories. :)

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dstivers 0

Light weight. I remember my first beer.....

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xocutexofunnyxo 5

Better yet Get Yourself Together

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