By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

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Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 223
You deserved it 3 252

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What about when the hookers take a shit?

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

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FIRST ! YDI for living in a crappy apartment

The shitting is worse.

No, the worse would be the more frequent one.

Whoa second and that's horrible

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

Depends what country actually. He's from Bulgaria do you know if it's illegal there?

definitely worse, you cant beat one out to someone shitting

@#35 Taking a poop? I'd hate to live in Bulgaria if that was the case :/

Uhh, 69, he means having sex with a prostitute. Which is actually not illegal anywhere. Sex between two consenting adults is completely legal; the illegal part is soliciting sex (the act of offering/asking for it). So no, you have no case against him, because you don't have proof that they aren't escorts, fuck-buddies, or girlfriends.

@ 40, you could if your into some really sick fucked up shit... I'm gonna have nightmares.... :/

wow that sucks u should just play really loud music everytime u hear him shit

That sucks, FYL

I think it might be time for some house searching!

I can't stop laughing @ #5!

What about when the hookers take a shit?

^ Hilarious(:

that sucks. try moving out. lol darn fyl.

i lived once in sofya i feel sorry for you one of the poorest countries in europe