By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

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Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 373
You deserved it 3 264

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What about when the hookers take a shit?

heatherrrx 0

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

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fml_buster 0

FIRST ! YDI for living in a crappy apartment

The shitting is worse.

No, the worse would be the more frequent one.

Whoa second and that's horrible

heatherrrx 0

Move out! Plain and simple. Either that or report him because prostitution is illegal, so maybe he'll get thrown in jail and he won't bother you anymore.

normandin131 0

Depends what country actually. He's from Bulgaria do you know if it's illegal there?

definitely worse, you cant beat one out to someone shitting

@#35 Taking a poop? I'd hate to live in Bulgaria if that was the case :/

Uhh, 69, he means having sex with a prostitute. Which is actually not illegal anywhere. Sex between two consenting adults is completely legal; the illegal part is soliciting sex (the act of offering/asking for it). So no, you have no case against him, because you don't have proof that they aren't escorts, fuck-buddies, or girlfriends.

xanniefiend420 0

@ 40, you could if your into some really sick fucked up shit... I'm gonna have nightmares.... :/

ducttape89 0

wow that sucks u should just play really loud music everytime u hear him shit

SS60 0

That sucks, FYL

I think it might be time for some house searching!

boricua_4life407 5

LMFAO @ 5

I can't stop laughing @ #5!

What about when the hookers take a shit?

jazzy2588 0

^ Hilarious(:

that sucks. try moving out. lol darn fyl.

teheheois 0

i lived once in sofya i feel sorry for you one of the poorest countries in europe