Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
yum yogurt
United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
GogurtBadass
Olympia, United States
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
The Seamstress
Irving, United States
Today, while sewing, I learned that I cannot hold pins in my mouth and chew gum at the same time. FML
pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Tucson, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
skyllabeauty1234
San Francisco, United States
Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.
onceuponatime456 16
You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!
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cornyrob 33
You're doing it wrong.