Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
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Top comments
capnbzarr 43
I'm sure he loves the hole of you.
jqmalang 17
Well hey, at least he does. Right? but again, it does suck that he haven't said it to you personally. Perhaps he's not ready. Or he's a douche. I wouldn't know.
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Comments (38)
chriss2015 13
Your boyfriend may not be aware that he is lacking in the romantic department OP. If he doesn't get the hints maybe you should mention he's not very romantic/ it feels like you've been put off to the side. Communication is key OP!
xpsychocatladyx 15
I feel ya OP
ADBurns 22
Depends what you want. If you want romance and to get laid... Find a new boyfriend. If it's just to get laid. Hey seems he still performs well when inebriated. Seems to be a keeper for that reason alone - but that means he's just a hook up after a night out...
leogachi 15
@27 You can't really know someone loves you until they tell you. Romantic gestures can mean a person cares about you, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they love you.
Shamandalie89 32
#30 I don't agree with you. Some people can easily say "I love you" to somebody, but at the same time cheat on them and treat them badly. Just because they say it doesn't mean it's true. Just like #27 said, actions speak louder than words.
Goblin182 27
The real ****** monologue.
JD1147 27
Yeh I've done the same thing when I was with my ex... It was because of her that I was drunk tho.... She mixed a few drinks for us. Jeez she was awesome...
dangousity 21
Totally deserved that shit
dannnngthatsux 19
Drop it like it's hot. That's beyond offensive. Bye dude!
hamiltonma 22
If it makes you feel better, I can relate to this on a spiritual level haha