Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted... - FML

By Jemsi - 13/09/2015 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed and ended up against a pole by the side of the road. It was the only pole I'd seen in 50 km. FML

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boultzboi 20

Monday 9 May 2016 11:38

that's gotta suck

niftyismybitch 21

Monday 9 May 2016 14:17

Must be a magnetic pole...

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boultzboi 20

Monday 9 May 2016 11:38

that's gotta suck

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 9 May 2016 11:43

Hope you're doing well OP!

niftyismybitch 21

Monday 9 May 2016 14:17

Must be a magnetic pole...

SixthSinEnvy 39

Monday 9 May 2016 16:31

I'm sorry but I don't understand this at all...

eagleriverjohn 24

Monday 9 May 2016 17:14

They were driving through the wilderness (reffered to as the bush in some places), and sneezed which caused them to hit the only pole around

UncleMike14 1

Monday 9 May 2016 18:41

The part no one understands seems to be why there would be only one pole for so many km. Assuming it was a utility pole, a single one serves no purpose.

kitsuneluvuh 12

Monday 9 May 2016 23:22

Not gonna lie, as someone with severe allergies I'm always afraid this will happen to me while I'm driving.

KawaiiLettuce 13

Tuesday 10 May 2016 0:01

Where is "za"?

spearrow13 3

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:08

ZA is the country code for South Africa

DakotaAnn88 12

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:07

I'm sorry but I didn't understand this at first. Also, seeing the word "finished" I made a dirty assumption.

musicman_amit 20

Tuesday 10 May 2016 21:01

it's something like a lottery !!

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