FML : Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed and ended up against a pole by the side of the road....

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Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed and ended up against a pole by the side of the road. It was the only pole I'd seen in 50 km. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jemsi - / Sunday 13 September 2015 08:44 / South Africa

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By boultzboi | 20

#6600971 - Monday 9 May 2016 11:38

that's gotta suck

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6601177 - Monday 9 May 2016 16:31

I'm sorry but I don't understand this at all...

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By boultzboi | 20

#6600971 - Monday 9 May 2016 11:38

that's gotta suck

By moodyreallyrocks | 27

#6600975 - Monday 9 May 2016 11:43

Hope you're doing well OP!

By niftyismybitch | 21

#6601068 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:17

Must be a magnetic pole...

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6601177 - Monday 9 May 2016 16:31

I'm sorry but I don't understand this at all...

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eagleriverjohn | 23

#6601217 - Monday 9 May 2016 17:14

They were driving through the wilderness (reffered to as the bush in some places), and sneezed which caused them to hit the only pole around

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UncleMike14 | 1

#6601283 - Monday 9 May 2016 18:41

The part no one understands seems to be why there would be only one pole for so many km. Assuming it was a utility pole, a single one serves no purpose.

By kitsuneluvuh | 12

#6601514 - Monday 9 May 2016 23:22

Not gonna lie, as someone with severe allergies I'm always afraid this will happen to me while I'm driving.

By KawaiiLettuce | 13

#6601544 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 0:01

Where is "za"?

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spearrow13 | 3

#6601682 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:08

ZA is the country code for South Africa

By DakotaAnn88 | 12

#6601746 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:07

I'm sorry but I didn't understand this at first. Also, seeing the word "finished" I made a dirty assumption.

By musicman_amit | 19

#6602349 - Tuesday 10 May 2016 21:01

it's something like a lottery !!

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