Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
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Top comments
capnbzarr 43
I'm sure he loves the hole of you.
jqmalang 17
Well hey, at least he does. Right? but again, it does suck that he haven't said it to you personally. Perhaps he's not ready. Or he's a douche. I wouldn't know.
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Comments (38)
starglow13 10
Man, you definitely don't learn this stuff in health class
iLucas_fml 6
He love you for you and nothing else at least ^^
worldclassrager 41
At least he said it right? Maybe when he is sober he will again...
olpally 33
Lmfao....at least he tried? :P
exoticwaved 9
Every soldier must know, before she goes into battle, how the little battle she is to fight fits into the larger picture, and how the success of her fighting will influence the battle as a hole.
vikky538 29
His loves part of you a hole of you
keiNan_fml 35
all of his loves hole of you.
UmbaLumba 4
Maybe it was meant for the ****** and you weren't supposed to hear it? :)
Hildy93 21
Doesn't really sound like someone you'd want to spend the rest of your life with
alex_gen 39
Would've thought you'd had gotten through the 'I Love You" stage before the 'Sex' stage.
8313girl 28
That rarely happens these days. But nice ideal thought you had there.