I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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flockz 19

marking his territory. he's gonna ask for a sandwich next.

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Infamous_Hawk 6

Congradulations, I guess.

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Bonghittinglover 3

Loool, the kid pisses on the ground around the toilet and flushes the toilet and says, "I'm a big kid now!"

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jonn090 13

OMG IM WALKING PN SUNSHINE * pisses on floor* let me walk on sunshine a little more * pissssss*

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wannbaussiegurl 4

well your miss these days eventually when you have to clean sperm off of walls, floors, and anything else he aims at! lol

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Cinn_fml 22

He hasn't quite got there yet. It's annoying to have to clean it up, but it can be summed up with one word; kids.

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BWill9014 4

Ah... The classic "learn a new skill and then ironically fail at it 2 seconds later due to excitement" funny stuff

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bballbab05 3

Soo he hasn't real learned has he

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J_Shorty_17 6

how did he pee all over the floor if he just went to pee lol... ?

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randomchick15 0

At least he's learning

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Ashara 15

So cute at that age...when they're not peeing on the floor lol

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SayPeanuts 29

Ignore this...it was an accident.

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mismonroe 0

And this will never stop.

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