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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By fr1day - 21/01/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I caught the train and I was forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumped off one stop before mine. A little old lady came on, so I shuffled over so she could sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train, I notice my pants were wet with smelly dude's piss. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By kstaa - 10/02/2010 11:47 - Australia

Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By WamBamSam - 21/11/2012 09:54 - United Kingdom - Kidderminster

Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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Long day, long ride home

By Jennette - 13/09/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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allyrn13 12

Monday 8 July 2013 12:06

Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.

ms_zoe 8

Monday 8 July 2013 11:56

Looks like urine trouble.

Comments

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Monday 8 July 2013 19:35

So many puns its not funny

ClaytorNator 12

Monday 8 July 2013 19:52

You must be pissed

ninjalovin 8

Monday 8 July 2013 20:35

He was marking his territory. Be glad there wasn't another bum nearby cuz that would have resulted in a territorial dispute leading to an all out pee-war.

Altrnate_Reality 14

Monday 8 July 2013 21:02

Never mess with a homeless person. Assuming the guy was homeless, of course.

Shepardspie71 8

Monday 8 July 2013 22:12

Omg that is disgustung

persianninja 23

Monday 8 July 2013 23:33

That bastard

lectricpharaoh 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 3:33

#39: Not having as good a life as someone else doesn't give you the right to assault them. If I'd been in the OP's position, and thought I could take the guy, I would have beaten the shit out of him for that. I I didn't think I could take him, the cops would have been called, and charges pressed.