Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML
Today, it's my birthday but I had to go to work. I caught the train and I was forced to sit next to this weird smelly dude who jumped off one stop before mine. A little old lady came on, so I shuffled over so she could sit down with ease. Upon exiting the train, I notice my pants were wet with smelly dude's piss. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I was sitting on the train wondering what that putrid smell was. As I got off the train I realized there was vomit all over the back of my seat. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML
Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
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Top comments
allyrn13 12
Try vinegar! It should do the trick. This coming from experience with 2 little ones.
ms_zoe 8
Looks like urine trouble.
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Comments (88)
D3ATHZ3RO 15
So many puns its not funny
ClaytorNator 12
You must be pissed
ninjalovin 8
He was marking his territory. Be glad there wasn't another bum nearby cuz that would have resulted in a territorial dispute leading to an all out pee-war.
Altrnate_Reality 14
Never mess with a homeless person. Assuming the guy was homeless, of course.
Shepardspie71 8
Omg that is disgustung
persianninja 23
That bastard
lectricpharaoh 9
#39: Not having as good a life as someone else doesn't give you the right to assault them. If I'd been in the OP's position, and thought I could take the guy, I would have beaten the shit out of him for that. I I didn't think I could take him, the cops would have been called, and charges pressed.
belthazor909 4
At least tell me you punch him in the nuts!!!
AWatts89 1
Soak your clothes in vinegar and water for an hour. Then wash them with regular detergent. :)
amifaiyaz 12
You can't ever get paid enough for getting pissed on by a hobo.