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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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I agree #3! that's disgusting

ew! n I was in the middle of eatin pizza... I'm no longer hungry for my pizza:(

lonewolf2701 0

you probably got the same amount of grease either way

pineappleducki 4

ewwww!

Pumpkin226 0

Did anyone else picture this and want to throw up?

bridgette5866 0

Yes.

xHabsfanx 0

@ 20 I wish I had the choice not to picture it.

smashleighfig 0

LMAO

how did you not notice? that's nasty! are you sure they weren't cold sores?

dacman48 0

fail

lonewolf2701 0

i guess it looked like thos small pepperoni cubes

NASTY....If I was in your place I surely would've threw up. Or atleast washed my mouth a gazillion times before I dared close it.

that's so awkward! I wonder how she responded to that.. ooh baby you have some sauce on your face lemme get that for you *big dog lick across face* uhmmm that was my herps. lay off.

^^^ haha that shit made me laugh so hard

applz_fml 0

omg i cant breath im laughin so hard

haha awe. D:

lol Proactive commercials are the best :-)