Pizza and Love: Hungry eyes - FML

Hungry eyes

By choldcreations - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 456

You deserved it 42 042

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Top comments

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:11

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:09

could be herpes.

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xxtacos4lifexx 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:26

hey he was trying to be romanic!! chill out guys it's just unfournate 

theeBeezWaXx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:27

haha ewwww you cant tell tee difference between tomatoe sauce

austinisme247 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:28

in what realm is licking food off your girlfriends mouth sexy?

xoxobrielle 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:36

i gagged.

fuzz97 23

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:38

she's a pizza face XD

simpledrunkdude 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:41

@repptar have a nice cup of shut the **** up

icifresh911 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:45

At 39..agreed!!!

sasonzal 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:43

I guess it's fake cause you were seppused to notice the cluster b4 start eating,since it's made up any way u were better of taking the role of a chik that her boyfriend just licked her zits

MadaZer0 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:43

Yum~ peporoni and "meatball" pizza~ My favorite~

luckytexan 8

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:44

gag!

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:44

ROF but not L

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