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Hungry eyes

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

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pineappleducki 4

how did you not notice it before she ate...?

pineappleducki 4

could be herpes.

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hey he was trying to be romanic!! chill out guys it's just unfournate 

haha ewwww you cant tell tee difference between tomatoe sauce

in what realm is licking food off your girlfriends mouth sexy?

she's a pizza face XD

simpledrunkdude 4

@repptar have a nice cup of shut the **** up

At 39..agreed!!!

I guess it's fake cause you were seppused to notice the cluster b4 start eating,since it's made up any way u were better of taking the role of a chik that her boyfriend just licked her zits

MadaZer0 8

Yum~ peporoni and "meatball" pizza~ My favorite~

ROF but not L