Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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blaw24 1
You sure that's a friend?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"
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Comments (87)
clumsylobster 17
Sign him up for some gay **** sites?
jkmartinjk 16
Joke's on you, the friend is gay!
henrylikestreats 22
Who says he wants to be better? I see that as the first shot fired in the coming prank war.
anonykinetic 14
You could sign him up on gay **** sites like everyone says, except **** sites are blocked in Pakistan.
Im2Shy 16
Or what about signing him up to a gay dating site?
EmeraldMoonshine 21
An eye for an eye, post his number too :p
twistedtwincity 17
An eye for an eye will leave the whole world blind.
netflixislove 32
You could sign him up for a cat fax. It sends the number tons of random cat facts.
aliciavanham 13
Nice friend you have there
bosniangirl27 21
Time for a new friend
cmchappy 25
Or he could also sign his friend up for a mail order bride
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Start charging per minute.
Murilirum 23
Bestfriend* FIFY