Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me, and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me… until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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fish1806 0
what a jerk!!
Doortje 30
I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.
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christakayy 0
:( I'm sorry
Iamnotmyself 17
Break in his window.
jacob4848 4
He did the good old hump and dump trick.
apv0222 0
wow looks like you had to do the extreme walk of shame
fish1806 0
what a jerk!!
Lstands4LOSER 0
Some best friend :/
BradyT918 9
use em then lose em
Jakaroo 0
wow....what a great bestfriend
Yodaevil 4
not really lost, she knows where he lives. shoulda used a hotel if he was going to be a dick. OP should of walked past his car and left her number and call me in the paint...
NeverShoutDana 13
You could be mature and talk to him about it... Or be immature and T.P his house. Your choice:)
Crunch_Captain 1
wow what the hell... did he only want the sex part and didn't Want anything else from you? cause it kinda sounds Like it :/ what a douche... GET HIM BACK!
lbumbblebee 5
Were you that bad in the bed?
littlemissFYL 5
pshh, he just rushed back inside and locked the doors so he could fix the house up a little, because he planned something special for you afterwards..? :-)
Jakaroo 0
I agree with 23.T.P his house!!
lukehappygilmore 4
YDI for giving it up on the first date
daisyloo 7
I say you get revenge!:D
daisyloo 7
I say you get revenge!:D
333TheSemichrist 0
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YDI for saying "we made love"
meintx 9
No one is that bad in bed for a "best friend" to react like that. He's a total douche. And hopefully not considered any sort of friend by OP.
nahgemoohc 17
Yeh... I guess he showed you what a dick he was
proxxX069069 7
daum that hurt my feelings, I had a situation kind of like this but it didn't end with me being locked outside. it ended with several scratches down the back and my older brother breaking into my room with a baseball bat. lol
dolphincheddar 10
umm. looks like you got used. I would be more careful who you fall in love with
littlemissFYL 5
*81 wth lol that sounds scaryy
powderpuffjord13 0
Ahh you guys are only friends with benefits:/
itsgen 16
I hope he's not your best friend anymore at least you learned not to sleep with friends /:
icanhazblivions 1
lol at 79
tjv3 10
he hit it and quit it
free2speak 14
my older sister's husband and her had sex on the second date. Not all relationship end badly where you have sex soon. Honestly, it just means the spark is there. might as well ignite it. :)
heilheather 7
he humped and dumped
gogreen8856 0
you should slice his tires!
Sphinxone 3
or you could be happy you got laid. or you could have held out and strung him along until you knew it would have been serious.
gobluemegan 1
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honestly... act like a ****, get treated like one.
maxrmaxr 5
hit it and quit it
cimh 9
even if she'd been that bad in bed - if he'd be the friend she thought he is he wouldn't throw her out in such a way!
xx000o 27
#23- Or really be immature and torch it.
Fatalally 4
OP - Maybe you crushed his nuts by accident(FML Reference).
lovejdbieber 0
I think that 'jerk' was an underestimation
SydsTheBoss 0
wow. there are so many things wrong with that logic.
SydsTheBoss 0
meant for 217
vegan_muffin 5
It's not always a bad idea. I slept with my best friend 5 years ago and we're still best friends. I slept with him a month ago, too. It works out if your best friend isn't a raging d-bag!
ak2580 0
same
Midnight12 0
wow what a jerk.
MrSousa10 8
what an asshole
Dasuss 11
I know.
omgcookeys 15
jerk doesn't cut it, how bout "jackass?"
goaliemkl123 8
I feel like jackass doesn't quite make it there either. I say we make up a new word for his doucheness.
prince122 0
the jerk from the herd of jack asses?!
Mr_Saikaly 35
he's soooo rude!!
Ace021 0
Nice personaliy. I like it. Lol. Wanna talk?
dressedskeleton 10
And a shitty best friend...
danielleann 0
DAMN that sucks! he's a douche you can do better hunny!
twinny_sc 13
It's her own fault for giving it up on the first date. No sympathy, YDI.
cimh 9
First date with the BEST FRIEND FOR AGES! You'd think you could trust that asshole to treat you like a person!
Prolusive 5
I think a rat with rabies could do better than that jerk :/
J1hill33 12
I guess it wasn't meant to be
electricmaster 0
Why exactly did you love him for so long again?
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
Uh huuh... So..... you considered that jackhole your best friend. Ew.
GuessWhatKids 13
Jackhole? Choose an insult.
Doortje 30
I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.
teddydunn 1
wait- why didn't you notice he was a complete douchebag when you were supposedly in love with him?
mismonroe 0
You need to double check the definition of "best friend". You might be slightly confused.
elbishay93 0
I'm sure he didn't show signs if being a douche towards her before this.
Symmetry88 0
and while you're at it, check the definition of "love"
walkern1891 0
I feel like he would have been onto other girls though!
taazer 12
so much for friendship, but i guess thars why you should never take a fruendship to the next level!... but really sorry OP :(
proxxX069069 7
I always heard that but I never believed it. until I realized it myself. such a bad idea it is.
netdemon 11
not true! I'll be married to my best friend of almost ten years in a month
Virginia6810 16
was she your best friend before you dated? that's what they mean. if so, that's awesome. if not, then that's different.
astarazhna 1
The only ex I still talk to is one who was a close friend long before we dated. Your mileage may vary, but I feel it's absolutely foolhardy to not even consider dating a friend should the possibility arise.
justalilrandom2 4
I fell in love with a friend, no issues to date and it's been nearly 4 years... The don't date a friend thing is a myth.
geeksaresexy 18
My ex lives with me, he rents my spare room.. He was my friend before we dated and he's my friend again now. It took 3 years to get the friendship back after the break-up though!