Love: Home again

Home again

By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2009 21:37 - Germany

Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:00

Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i

YDIGuy 0

Monday 3 May 2010 17:35

#3 were also always thinking of head ;)

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hayley123 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:31

what an ass forget him hes not worth it

WildBill1337 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:10

L M A O!!!!! IRONY FTW HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

luckbrand 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 11:52

thats horrible... some people just take their significant others forgranted sometimes.... guys and girls do it.... its sad really...

nicelyjohnson 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:22

You threw the quarter at his face? You should have PUNCHED him in the face and shoved the quarter up his NOSE! lol

ughwhatever 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:32

i feel your pain girlfriend. no matter what you may think of him right now he was clearly not worth 1 of the 25 cents you threw at him.

MozillaFirefox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:04

The only thing more adorable than the people posting about how he threw away a good thing and making it sound like he'll never get to date again is the oh so tough people talking about what they'd do to the boyfriend. As stated in other comments, you people don't know anything about the story other than he dumped her with an unoriginal line. Having been in a similar situation (sans quarters and cheesy lines), I have to agree with #18. Thank god for the people keeping it simple and saying it was sad or it was funny. Also, I have to wonder if #78 even knows what a sociopath is.