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By Username - 23/03/2011 16:16 - Japan

Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML

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By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

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By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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By mulligan - 07/07/2016 17:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I'll be moving to a different state in a few months for a new job. He now refers to me as his "girlfriend for now". FML

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By Sarah - 19/10/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom - Isleworth

Today, I left my job, fulfilling my one month's notice after receiving a job offer from a much better-paying role. After saying goodbye to everyone, I left the building. Not two minutes later, the company who was offering the new job called to say they'd changed their minds, and there was now no longer a job on offer. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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By technologyfail - 26/08/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I discovered a bunch of emails from my old account that weren't forwarded to my new one. Because of this, I missed a job offer, as well as all the emails from my long-distance boyfriend asking if he could visit. I still don't have a job, and I broke up with him because he "failed to communicate." FML

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kinga08 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:22

You totally deserve it, no matter what the situation is, you shouldn't have quit your job and sent a mass message until you had things finalized and concrete, such as a signed lease or mortgage and/or deposits or down payments paid. And based on what you wrote in your FML, things weren't set in stone beforehand. And you shouldn't really move without making sure you have a job in the place that you are moving to. What makes you a jackass even more is, if you're planning to make such a big move you should have COMFORT MONEY SAVED IN THE BANK just in case the move doesn't go smoothly. That comfort money should be more than enough to help you pay your bills at the end of the month and have enough left over so that you're not submitting FMLs. Things like this need to be thought out and planned well in advance, OP, because life is not perfect as you now know...

iLolAtYou9001 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 21:56

YFDI.

Comments

fertilegod 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 22:56

jumping ship because you were behind on bills, you deserve it

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:00

vsx2000goton 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:06

56, isn't all of humanity one big ass?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:06

KaySL, I drain abscesses on a daily basis. You want me to take care of this one? Chantal, the "I was just trolling lolololooool" is the oldest attempt at covering your tracks in the book. It's even older than "OMG my sister took my iPod!" bit that you tried earlier. I would really just give it up. You and gayboii are just taking the majority of the shit around here because you refuse ownership of your fuckups.

jayAZ 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:19

Your profile says you are from Japan...perhaps you could claim stress from the disaster (not that you are near it) and beg for Job back....also would you not have been paid for last work? I mean what did ya do, spend your last paycheck on booze and therapy!?

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:24

That's why you get married first to show your love. YDI

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:24

I hope for the best in Japan, and my thoughts are with the Japanese people. That said, Japan is pretty screwed right now, so you will be in good company with millions of others in dire straits as well. Ramen noodles are even cheaper than Mac n cheese. Bon appetit!