Hipster alert

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 05:07 - Canada - Port Hardy

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
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dtbomb 3

I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

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kikimonole 13

Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

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lizzi02 13

Oh no not Motley Crue. Because everyone wearing a Motley Crue shirt is hipster, right? No.

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emag_eht 18

The point is he's trying way hard to be hipster. Hipsters usually wear T-shirts of old bands. It's like how they wear Bob Marley shirts. Is everyone who wears a Marley shirt a hipster? No. But when you wear it with obviously hipster accessories it's annoying and typical of a hipster.

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Schiffy 18

I've noticed that most of the people who wear Marley shirts are just stoners who actually have no idea what reggae is.

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meagy 6

For the love of all things good, please tell me Mötley Crüe isn't hipster! I love them :(

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Tamz13 2

Don't worry. As long as you own the original albums & the shirt you own is from a concert you actually went to, you're in the clear : )

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owlfeatures 8

I don't think the albums have to be original (re-discover old bands when you're a youngster in a generation with a majority of piss-poor music), as long as you like the band for the music and not for the popularity it brings if you say you like the band.

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gribbles 12

How many hipsters do you need to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it, and the other to instagram it.

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dirton89 7

Hipsters and the "swag" dressed kids are the modern day zombies....get the flame throwers ready people

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iRoc46n2 4

What's worse than a zombie? A zombie on fire.

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Rainbow_Magic 8

No, what's worst than a zombie? A hipster zombie. They became zombies before it was cool.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Start watching Dexter and the answers will come.

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raraisbang 12

That's funny, I thought the same thing. Honestly everyone should watch Dexter. He's pretty good at disposing of people he doesn't like. Maybe we should call him up, tell him all hipsters are actually serial killers! ;D

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severe_fml 3

In multiple places with the teeth and fingertips buried underground in the woods, far away from the body. The More You Know

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sayahiei 7

Just bring him to the police station, I'm sure he is breaking some sort of law and get charged with a felony...

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Hopefully this is just a phase

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foshizzle82 7

What is a hipster? In my day, they were pants worn low on the hips. I must be getting old.

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DocBastard 38

Dump the body? Why waste it? Donate it science. Maybe someone can dissect his brain so we can finally find out what the **** is wrong with these people.

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Enslaved 36

It started with the nerd glasses? Better than if-- It started with a whisper And that was when I kissed her And then she made my lips hurt "Damn you Neon Tree!" ***on a side note, I freaken love Mötley Crüe! I got the name "Enslaved" from one of their songs. :P

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