Hipster alert

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 05:07 - Canada - Port Hardy

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 536
You deserved it 3 245

Same thing different taste

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dtbomb 3

I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

kikimonole 13

Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

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tbh a lot of people from BC now are turning into hipsters, just head downtown and look around! But yeah your bf had definitely changed a lot...

Downtown BC? BC is a province, not a city.

If you don't dump the whole body, at least dump his ass.

If he were my boyfriend he would have been gone as soon as the glasses came out.

What's wrong with Motley Crue? Fill a bathtub with sulfuric acid and dissolve the body. Put it in little containers and dispose of it in different locations.

**hydrochloric and plastic container otherwise you might have a problem

I was making an Archer reference but apparently nobody watches that show.

Sulfuric acid can be used but it won't break it down completely so that's where the containers come from. It breaks it down enough to put into the packages because it won't attack the bones.

skyeyez9 24

When I was in japan last summer, the non prescription nerd glasses were popular for some reason.

skyeyez9 24

Do british people think american accents sound weird? Always wondered if they think we sound funny.

skyeyez9 24

Here in the US, you can generally tell where someone is from cause there are different american accents: southern (even different southern ones. People from louisiana sound different from people in Florida). NY accent, midwest...etc Do brits have different accents depending on where in Britain they live? To me it all sounds the same, but I am not around it enough to tell the difference.

Yeah there are quite a few (jordy, south, north, welsh,...) but generally people that don't speak English as a first language don't pick them up, or just people that don't speak to British people very often. It's like us with American accent, we can pick up little differences but I couldn't tell you where the person is from. I say 'we' but I don't know about the rest of the British population :) I don't think that the American accent sounds funny, just different, like any other accent :>

noisebox 1

No future there with a brain dead zombie

noisebox 1

And ps: you can dump the body in the 'retard' bin.....

jem970 19

OP if you really want to know how to effectively dispose of a body read the Bitten series by Kelly Armstrong. That is where I have learned of how to dispose of a body and then watch NCIS so you can leave no trace. This will help you!

skyeyez9 24

It would be harder than it looks. Dragging a 180-200lb body to location A (wrap, cut up or whatever to prepare for disposal) then massive cleanup in location A if cutting was involved or if the murder was violent. Drag body to location B (vehicle) and removing 180 + pounds of deadweight for disposal. That is alot of calories burned.

jem970 19

It's a great workout! I lost 10 pounds on the dispose-a-corpse workout. It only costs you the rest of your life! :D

Valiumknights44 12

Last time i checked Mötley Crüe was not a staple band for hipsters. They are a metal staple band. Besides hipsters enjoy more obscure band tees from band that you probably have never heard of. Your boyfriend isn't a hipster, he's simply a pretentious idiot!