Hipster alert

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 05:07 - Canada - Port Hardy

Today, my boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete. It started with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shirt, the final straw being the affected British accent. I'm considering where to dump the body. FML
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dtbomb 3

I would say do it at that one river but you've probably never heard of it.

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kikimonole 13

Oh dear. Another dumbass moron has been created! By that I mean your boyfriend. Ask SIRI! Seriously she (it?) gives you suggestions on where to hide a body.

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KingFudd 13

You should ask Siri.

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timztwopls1 7

That and the beanies on their heads in 90 degree weather.....

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khaayotic 16

So if hipster is becoming the new mainstream, will mainstream become the new hipster? Mind = blown.

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your_ma 27

You could always just break up with the wee loser..?

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cmanaus 3

Thank you. Someone finally said. The rest of you are disturbing. How does murder even come to mind when breaking up is a solution? All of you need therapy!

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perdix 29

You're definitely not a hipster since murder is so 1993. Thrill kills jumped the shark with O. J. Simpson.

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everton99 16

How is Mötley Crüe considered hipster? Everything I've ever read about hipsters usually attributes indie rock/underground hip hop to them, not 80's hair metal.

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mrsVoltzie57 12

Its because he is all of the sudden wearing their band tee...i'm assuming he wasn't a fan before

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Epikouros 31

Hipsters like to wear working class clothing ironically. A few years ago it was gimme caps/trucker hats, I think. The idea is to show that you're better than both people who wear cheap clothes because they're cheap and people who wear expensive clothes.

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luckylove869 7

It's not hipster . Nor is the British accent . Her boyfriend is clearly not turning into a hipster . He's ...just different .

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