Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
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Top comments
shybear15 0
And you couldn't feel it slip off??? 0_o
cmack11 0
Lucky guys
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Comments (363)
thelastlucifer 17
don't worry OP, we always like bait of eye candy :)
mrpyramids 8
it you reaction of looking at hot guys ..... maybe you should not be looking for hot guys so you bikin bottom would not fall off again lolzzzzzz
BabbiiLovvee 0
I dislike when ppl put a z after lol. -_-
ItsTheKing 10
You can tell op is full of swag and smoothness right?
klamorea 0
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!
cassiej14 8
That sucks; I've been through this too. except it wasn't my bottom, it was my top. The whole beach got a view. I'm sorry:/
funkyspacemonkey 0
Did everyone enjoy?
shakespearelove 6
haha, well, you wanted to show off and give them some eye-candy.. they deffinetely got some. haha. but you didnt feel your bottoms slip off in the water?
JBaller23 0
sexy
PapSmearNinja 4
niiiccceeee.. I was at the beach today myself and seen a girl do the same thing except her bikini bottom dident fall off she just had crazy camel toe
bearmichaela 0
Rly, you "seen a girl do the same thing?" Are you sure you didn't "saw a girl do the same thing" which btw wasn't the same thing at all but a completely different thing instead? Hey, look I wrote the same thing that you wrote except my letters and words are in a different order... retard.
TheNewGuy03 29
253, there's nothing wrong with boners' comment, grammatical or otherwise.
bearmichaela 0
what's fap?