Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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whirlednews 8
There goes your reward money.
Cashtangoteam 10
That dog is an asshole, but I bet the owner hates their life more. I can see it now: "today my dog ran away...twice. FML."
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Comments (146)
Notyourrobot13 5
When my dog got lost and someone found him he was too scared at the moment to come straight to me. You should've known something like that might have happened.
akiahara 14
FYL? No, F the owner's life. What an asinine idea. I cannot fathom why you'd do such a thing.
Slimma 20
Hand over your man card. You thought it would be "cute?" What in the world is wrong with you? You hand the owner the dog and call it a day. Not try to recreate some fantasy dog movie crap where the dog leaps out of your hands to the master and you shed a tear like... oh we were together for such a short time but I feel you were mine. blah blah blah.
SoylentCandycorn 10
OP sounds a lot more comfortable in his masculinity then you do. Guys who go into mouth frothing rages about things like kittens and pink ties strike me as very, very insecure.
CharresBarkrey 16
106 - You sound like a horrible person. Who WOULDN'T get attached to a dog they helped take care of, however short the time may be? You don't have to try to convince us you're more of a man than OP by saying how few emotions you have. Nothing will convince us of that.
misslifeguard 7
Maybe the dog hates his owner?
allblacksfan 7
If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
hahatofunny 20
The owner probably treats the dog badly
Neongreenme 8
YDI!!!!!!! Some dogs run away at the first chance they get. Did you stop to think for a moment this dog ran away once lets set him loose. The owner should train him better I have 3 Labradors, they come back when commanded.
skoob1 12
By that you mean turning the original film into 3-d?
skoob1 12
Doc made the unofficial FAQ, someone should make the unofficial key words to a ydi. Such as "trying to be cute/cool" "like in the movies" etc
StanSmith2013 26
My dog would do the same, just to piss me off!