Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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whirlednews 8
There goes your reward money.
Cashtangoteam 10
That dog is an asshole, but I bet the owner hates their life more. I can see it now: "today my dog ran away...twice. FML."
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Comments (146)
SenselessPattern 12
I think he was being facetious about OP's word choice.
ViviMage 40
22 - he was holding the dog and set its paws on the ground to walk to its owner!
ViviMage 40
If I was the dog, I'd run away too with all these comments to euthanize it!
doglover100 29
I guess he doesn't like his owner
panda_lou 11
Maybe the owner will finally get the hint.
panda_lou 11
He was making a joke. . .
darkmis1 18
Maybe there's a reason the dog didn't wanna go home.
skyeyez9 25
I remember when I was about 8yrs old, I found a boxer dog roaming loose. I saw its ID tags and contacted the owner. The woman walked to my house with a baseball bat in her hands. She grabbed the dog by its collar, thanked me and commenced to beating the dog with the bat for running off. I was horrified.
Pyapi 20
That's horrible! I hope that either you or a responsible adult contacted some form of authority. Poor boxer...
vbmg152 19
OMG!!
skyeyez9 25
For a couple seconds I was too scared and shocked to say anything. Then I started screaming at her to stop. She finally did and then dragged the scared dog away. I ran inside my house and told my dad, but he didn't do anything!
akiahara 14
You're fully capable of contacting the police yourself, and your dad's a heartless prick.
CharresBarkrey 16
That's when you take the bat from her, beat the almighty **** out of her, and walk to dog back into your house where it shall remain.
Pyapi 20
Exactly, #143. He was 8, he can't really be held accountable. It's a shame your dad didn't call any authority, though, #93! The poor dog must've really suffered...
squideth 18
It was a shitty joke
charvisioku 22
A terrible, terrible joke.