Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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whirlednews 8
There goes your reward money.
Cashtangoteam 10
That dog is an asshole, but I bet the owner hates their life more. I can see it now: "today my dog ran away...twice. FML."
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Comments (146)
Blacktom_fml 6
Today, the family I think would keep me decided to return me to my miserable old home. The dad hold me out and let me run towards my old master. Woof.
boverboots 11
i thought you meant put it down as in kill it for a second
Jechtael 10
You nearly gave me a heart attack when I read the words "I thought it would be funny to put the dog down"! I guess writing about violent dog euthanization laws (putting them down) and reading animal FMLs don't mix well. At least it sounds like you didn't put him down like Don Rickles would put down a heckler- that would certainly make him want to run away!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Maybe the owner isn't a good owner...
tanman230 10
when your idea ends with "like in movies", that's a sign its probably not a very good idea