Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I got a call about my dog who went missing a week ago. The guy who called said "We have your dog, but you aren't getting her back." Then he hung up. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
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whirlednews 8
There goes your reward money.
Cashtangoteam 10
That dog is an asshole, but I bet the owner hates their life more. I can see it now: "today my dog ran away...twice. FML."
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Comments (146)
vaz_waseem 6
Happy ending.
EvilUndead 9
For the dog.
amyem 10
My golden will never leave no matter what. Only reason I use a leash is the facts it's a law. And btw you should never chase your dog. It scares them or they turn it into a game.
Tap0ut 8
Human stupidity seems to be the dogs advantage here...
PandaPandy 6
Oh man, how pissed was the owner?
xRezSynn 15
Remember, not all dogs are well trained
yzzami 17
There's a hint to something bad if the dog runs away from its owner
RogueWarrior869 23
Not really. We have three dogs, all loved and taken care of, but when they go out they get so excited they hardly listen when we call them to come back. Dogs can be very excitable creatures.
billigoat 8
It took me a minute to realize what he meant by "it would be cute to put the dog down"...
oc1dnsn12 2
My dogs a hunting hound.....he goes off after the first thing he smells, and there is no chance of him listening to us when he's after something. Normally we just let him go and he'll find his way home a few hours later.
radiocaf 29
That would show to me that the dog hates his owner. Could be abusive or something?
Readin25 4
Some guy did the same thing to me... I lost my dog , he found her and went to my house he put her down on my outside steps and she ran away... Again