Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my car was stolen. They found it and I wish they never had. Full coverage would have paid the car, but instead the repairs cost $1700. My deductible was $2000. It ended up costing me $2000. The people who fixed my ignition broke my remote start. I have to fight to get them to pay for that repair. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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tacobird123 7
HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
docscientist 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
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Comments (257)
The_Mitch 0
dude it's called monster muches.
funhun123 0
That's more of an FYL on their part. God, at least if you're gonna break into a car, steal something valuable. Sucks for you though
xFaust_fml 12
My car has been forced several times. I live next to a center for juvenile deliquents (don't know the english name for that), and sometimes they go on the parking lot and practice on cars, They don't steal anything, they just practice, I guess. But I suppose they would take food i they found some.
sarahkhan93 4
THAT SUCKS ASS! what kind of idiot would steal a cookie? :)
Mere155 0
Crack head win!
Rodelefant 0
wow this was Epic
TheMasterOfPie 0
OMG fat guys are resorting to this now!!!
zerobahamut03 2
I hate those fat burglars!
codyfaber 0
you got you cookie jacked by a bunch of kindergardeners
cybermolly10 7
You shouldn't have to pay the insurance and pay for the repairs. If you pay for the repairs yourself, you'll come out ahead in 15 months.
LisaBanana 0
Haha post up a missing poster of your chocolate, 5$ reward LOL!
sarahkhan93 4
hahhahahahahha