Today, my car door and window were broken when a thief broke into my car. Cost to repair the damage? $600. Increase to my car insurance premiums? $40 a month. What'd they steal from my car? A $0.98 chocolate chip cookie. FML
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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my car was stolen. They found it and I wish they never had. Full coverage would have paid the car, but instead the repairs cost $1700. My deductible was $2000. It ended up costing me $2000. The people who fixed my ignition broke my remote start. I have to fight to get them to pay for that repair. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I got my car back from the repair shop. After paying $400 for them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of my car while I was on my lunch break from work. FML
Today, someone broke into the underground parking garage. They ignored the Mercedes, the old and new BMWs and the Porsche, and smashed the window of my Fiat 500. They stole a 5€ note. Repair costs: 400€. FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
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tacobird123 7
HAHAHA COOKIE MONSTER MUGGED YOU XD
docscientist 9
Was the perp big, furry, and blue?
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Comments (257)
FirstBornUnicorn 0
The thief was smart.
fmlisforlols 0
I would have gotten quotes to repair it or searched junkyards before filing a claim for the window and door. May have been a bit more, but you'd save because of the premium not going up. Now, if they had stolen something worth a damn, then yea.
h2opoloplaya 0
that's an expensive cookie
missrawrzy 0
r u saying u wanted the thief to steal something more expensive?
jasminekaren 0
at least they didn't steal something ecpensive...
kelseymturnbull 0
oh how I love to make cookies.
faithfulangel 0
Hahaha. sucks for u, but I can't help to laugh at the stupidity of some people. either there was nothing else in your car to take or they really were stupid and maybe hungry.
cherrycoke789 0
maybe it was a dog
jjames67 4
cost to fix the car: $600 raised insurance: $40 a month free $.98 cookie for some guy: priceless
freaknumbaone 0
lol