Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
honeydoodles 0
Well, I hope her SON is cute...seeing as he is your bf.
Jennydew 0
I hope you dumped him ASAP!! You're only 16 OP, you don't need the excess baggage.
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
At least he had abstinence-only sex education at school...
dELiA14 0
Damnnnnnm well he has experience- which is ALWAYS good ;)
IceCreamMage 17
Woooooooooow. Incest AND ****** up o.o
MichixLuvsxU 0
I think you might need to reread it lol It's the mother's grandchild and the guy's son with another girl.
Emwo 0
K there's only a few that actually reread the FML a few times. It's not the mothers baby, it's the boyfriends son that he had with another woman (not incestual) whos eyes does it have, the father or the moth- oh snap.
lizzeh 0
GTFO of that relationship...
eralfnoez 2
GTFO!GTFO!GTFO!!!
TheChanel 0
get out while u still can!!
nobitch 0
this sounds like a sequel to the lifetime movie Not Ready To Be A Dad i say it's fake