Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
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Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
Ilikepie82479 20
Wait is she really his mother though!??
29Laine11 3
Run
Anubis95_fml 10
i like the name, "notyourstepmom"
justfml22 13
He should have told you it's his fault not yours.
cherrymollypop 9
I don't know how to respond to this
dapussyslayer 7
hey i'm 19 and have a blessing that is now 9 months old. If he is very adamant and passionate about being in that child's life, then give'em all you've got because that same passion he has for his child he'll have for you. I promise this is True.
becca9985 34
Well, don't you think you're boyfriend is cute? ;)
Dinesh Moses Katragadda 5
what .
xxWTFxx1981 23
my question is who is the mother... WTF.... I pray my kids don't screw up like this...
Wadlaen 24
How did that happen, and why hadn't he told you I think you need to have a serious talk with your boyfriend before you move on with your relationship.