Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
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Top comments
elchapin562 0
damn he F'd his life really quickly and young
_Noon_ 0
Omg, FYL. He didn't tell you?!
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Comments (101)
Bobiolik 0
Holy crap I misread the FML and I thought the guy had a baby with his mom XD
maipinkbear 0
LOL that's funnier than the FML. well, the FML wasn't really funny cuz that just kind of sucks... but this comment made me laugh
Thutboy 12
i hope the child isnt retarded
laxbro2430 0
I call bs. the girl would take the baby...
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for dating an irresponsible stupid asshole
emeraldstar102 3
oh haha oops i thought ur bf got his mom pregnant LOL
blastvortex 4
OP says that the BF's mother was taking care of the child and was only its grandmother, not its mother. Incest Gags = Fail Try again.
kukopia 0
I'm not seeing the FML here. OP must be another self-centered, immature douche. F.TheBabysGranma'sL 'cause she's the one stuck taking care of the little bastard. The 'dad' is out living life like nothing happened. I can't find anything in Emmily Post on when is the appropriate time to divuldge that you have an illigitmate bastard that you've dumped on your Mom to your current ho.
i_am_Amsler 0
oh . . . my . . . gaaaawwwwwwd! fyl indeed
kirei_fml 0
OH SNAP. How the **** can anyone say you deserved it? It's not even YOUR fault! If you love him enough I'm sure you can work around it but holy shit that sucks.
Egotistical 0
If he's 16 and has a child already who's to say he doesn't have another child out there? I do however respect his dicison to stay in his sons life. At such an early age most people would have ran away from the matter. Either you play step-mommy at 16 or you leave. Option two sounds great. :)