Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mom doesn't believe you can get food poisoning from food that is cooked. She gave us food that had sat out all day/night and then got angry when I said we could get sick. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
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Top comments
evaki1 12
You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'
Michyxo 14
Well, you probably should have cooked it again yourself rather than throw it away, but fyl, that's disgusting.
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Comments (221)
Bigjsk 0
This is a copy of an older post
mandihbew 0
1. your mom is retarded. send her back to preschool. 2. Get off your lazy ass and cook the chicken through instead of throwing it away like a selfish bitch. that's one thing your mom's right about. kthxbai! :)
JessicaKitty 0
Idiot!
Hunts160 5
******* idiot
Sal7777777 0
Yo Sal?
Elfwah_21 3
no shit **** it if ur right ur right!!
dansco 25
YDI for not cooking your own food, or in this case re-cooking you lazy sod!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Not everyone can cook, fucktard, so ydi is not legit
Cinn_fml 23
If she believed her mother hadn't cooked it properly, it shows she knows enough to be able to either read a cookbook or look up on the internet how to do it if she didn't already know.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yea but chances are... meh, I got nothing, your right, I just hate mean judgemental people
KittyKatGirl 15
Unless the mother is one of the more, to put it a nice way, self sure people, who are so determined they are right, they won't LET the daughter cook it herself.
Cinn_fml 23
That is a more plausible excuse, KittyKatGirl. Though the OP could still've tried. And yeah, THE_A_TEEN, I know, and you're not the only one who's suggested the OP can't cook, your comment just happened to be the 'one too many'.
Dewet09 0
sorry but you have a stupid mother
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
Your mom's an idiot.
Carriiee_fml 3
Your Both Idiots! Cook The ****** Thing!!