Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
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calivianya 29
Just so you guys know, I have a whole lot of furniture. I'm pretty sure the cricket was hiding under one of the pieces of furniture, but every time I got near my couch, ottoman, armchair, side table, or bookcase, it stopped chirping. It was pretty hard to tell where it was coming from!
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Siena5687 4
How do cats howl?
Jiinxx 8
it's kinda like "meoooAaahhooowww". *prepares for thumbs down*
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Siena5687 4
How do cats howl?
dylanmellark101 5
Then u kill it.
ALlamaOnFire 20
What? Are you, by any chance, learning English? That is the only reason I could think for you responding to #1 this way.
ambowew 7
Yowl/howl who cares. This cat must like to act as a dog, don't discriminate!
devilcb 5
One of my cats makes very weird noises sometimes and I don't even know how to describe them on here.. All I have to say is it's not a meow and it's not a growl
Jiinxx 8
it's kinda like "meoooAaahhooowww". *prepares for thumbs down*
neilykins 29
My cats meow honestly sounds like a howl, and he does it all the time, it's quite annoying early in the morning when he tries to wake everybody up.
sarah6786 14
15-it's a hunting call, my cats did it too. My best description of it is a soft clicking noise and quivering mouth.
_Oblivion_ 12
They find a large room with echos and frigin scream as loud as they can at around midnight.
calivianya 29
17 - That's totally the noise my cat makes, for real. I thumbed you up.
Ajwc101 24
My cat moans when he sleeps and snores.
Ozuru 11
Wow, an OP replied. That's a first for me.
Inheritance 10
Mating call* ;)
tjv3 10
My cat would kill it then bring it and drop it on my chest . It would also prob wait til I was half asleep
smallshaft 10
You need a new cat that has some balls!
cliffibom 15
Unfortunately alot of cats balls are cut off
jacsoccerdude3 10
Ops pussy shouldn't be such a... Well pussy.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Haha it's just excited to have some company.
jarockstar27 10
Cats howl? Thats interesting....but no seriously cats usually just go for the bugs. You have a strange but hilarious cat!
flutter4 7
My cat hates bugs and mice. She will kill a mouse but then leave the dead body on the floor
dylanmellark101 5
Why do u need ur cat to do it??
neilykins 29
It's not exactly easy to find a cricket.
Pandacupcakelove 26
26- Even if I found it... I wouldn't want to touch it :/
ALlamaOnFire 20
Big Bang Theory anyone? Could you put the cat out for a bit, and then find the cricket?
sarah6786 14
No one watches that show.
akg98 13
68- I WATCH IT!!! And i think many ppl do sinxe its all over Hot Topic at the moment
liftedyoda 5
At least the cats excited
kriziababy 9
Cats don't get excited. They get vindictive and smug
sensoon15 7
Yea, I agree with 1, how do they howl? It's not like it's a werewolf or dog.
gingerwithsoul_fml 6
Cats can howl. YouTube it of you don't believe me or the 500 other people that said so...
shireman97 6
That's why you get a dog
Purrpurrpurr 7
Ah, yes. Cat logic at its finest.
Ajwc101 24
14 - That looks a lot like my cat.