Is she blonde.. in all seriousness that’s stupid

A--offensive. B--I doubt she's stupid. But she think he's stupid, that's for sure.

I'm not entirely sure I would believe that reasoning-- if it meant that much to her, that never should've crossed her mind.

Consider that bullet dodged...

Оh, you poor naive thing :-( I am sorry, dude. She should've had decency to give you the actual reason.

Take the ring back, and spend the money on yourself. Then, if you still want to marry the silly girl get her a ring from a gumball machine.

If that is what it took for her to say no, run. (She could have suggested a smaller ring if she was concerned.)

drop her and find someone who the ring does fit.

oooh I like it!

I would say you accept her rejection and you run, you run far far away. This may seem like a bad thing, but it is a great thing. You didn't marry a girl who is petty and ridiculous, and that saved you months or years of day after day of "Oh sweet Jesus, why did I marry this woman".

I’m sorry what?! Who even thinks about something like that when getting proposed to

Try farting in front of her. In fact, give her a Dutch Oven until she says yes...