Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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WinglessAngel_fml 0
Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday
kahaari 0
lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD
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Comments (234)
Susaluda 0
Happy Birthday!!!
deplorableworld 0
That reminds me of the time when it was my birthday. The internet was down for a few days at the time and I wasn't expecting any birthday wishes at all. Took me by complete surprise when I checked my inbox and had a lot. FYL, that feeling was pretty awesome...though, at least you're spared the trouble of having to reply individually to everyone? Just think of it that way.
Dutchie2010 0
To be fair, the events thing is at the bottom now. I've missed so many people's birthday's because i don't scroll down to the bottom of the page.
AntiChrist7 0
millions of people have their birthday today, so it's nothing special+ you're on facebook expecting sympathy= YDI for whining
Phobic_fml 14
if you are bothered by not getting comments on facebook, then YDI. bigtime.
Fucked_for_life 0
maybe you forgot to set it so that everyone can see when you're birthday is!
YankfanZZTop22 0
THATS AWESOME how is this a fml
Indiana_fml 4
You look like Jabba the Hutt? You will be the sensation on every Star Wars Con!
dreamzon 0
LOL FACEBOOK
justbea777 0
ouch! well. . . happy birthday