Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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Kiki242 19
How are we suppose to explain ourselves without talking back?
FALLENSEBZERO 16
I think it's time to move out...
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Comments (122)
thebear683 6
your mom woke up and called you useless for sleeping so late? that's calling the kettle black.
Joshawott 21
Sounds like she's the one who was lazy and slept in. Yell at her!
angiespook 18
So she got mad at your for "sleeping late" and being "lazy" when she herself only just woke up? Oh. Okay....
LissaMccracken 23
Haha everyday that I don't have to work, I sleep in! It doesn't make you lazy and useless to sleep in, if you sit around all day not doing shit, then you're lazy... FYL though
VeganVampyre 27
Depends how late you sleep... If you're sleeping in past noon every day, I'd say that's pretty damn lazy. No one actually needs that much sleep. Unless you were up super late (early) doing stuff, of course. But thats just my opinion because I could never sleep until noon. For me, sleeping in means 9am.
vespergreen 17
Just shove your stinky clothes into her hands.
FrankHotpants 31
Next time knock on her door and invite her, or at least wake her up just to announce that you're going. Then accuse her of not even lifting for whatever reason.
Omniprism 15
Sounds like your mom is crazy. Hope things get better. I know how it is to have an unkind mother.
n4ture 20
ugh mothers.
caligirllife 11
So Your mom woke up at the same time she thought you were just waking up and called you useless for supposedly doing the exact thing she was doing?
ktkat999 4
Parents these days...