Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
How are we suppose to explain ourselves without talking back?
FALLENSEBZERO 16
I think it's time to move out...
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Comments (122)
Huddisher 10
Your mom's a bitch and has no room to be one.
life_sucks225 13
Some parents are just stupid and want everything their way.
Kc1001 14
if you don't live with dad you may want to.
FRB 8
You need to get out of that house man
simsgirlgem 25
I'm over weight because of a thyroid problem and when my mother a Diabetic demands a cupcake or something else sugary. she yells that she's smaller than me when I tell her she might want to eat a piece of fruit instead forgetting my thyroid problem. so I know how you feel op
0_FYL_0 17
She can't talk, she only just woke up herself. I know how you feel OP, FYL
acarpenter33 4
I know how you feel. My mom does that to me daily! I run a couple miles every morning and just because she's at work and doesn't see it herself means it didn't really happen.
kazmie 8
why is your mom bitching at you for being lazy and sleeping late when she just woke up herself? and no you can't explain yourself without "talking back" as the antiquated quack calls it
qwertyfailgirl 1
Well fail
Zyvun 20
Oh sure, grounding you will make you more productive while you spend your whole time at home.