Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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Kiki242 19
How are we suppose to explain ourselves without talking back?
FALLENSEBZERO 16
I think it's time to move out...
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Comments (122)
dragonborn77 7
story of my life >.<
theKevmeister 13
leave your sweaty gym clothes on her pillow from now on
natheitz 23
Next time wake her up on your way to the gym, and again before you shower
0_FYL_0 17
I don't get it. Your mum wakes up and the first thing she does is yell at you for supposedly sleeping in to the exact same time as her, where's the logic in that?! She really needs to get her messed-up brain checked out. FYL, OP.
lfgiraffe 4
So your mom blamed you for "sleeping in so late" when she actually slept later than you.
yukiokashi 12
it's not 'talking back', it's called 'telling the truth'
olfool 3
That's verbal abuse OP. That' bitch needs therapy
catharsis5 9
Ha, my mom said the same thing to me when I was the only one who cleans out of all her children. I cleaned all day and calls me useless while she fawns at my brother for making a show of fake-cleaning. She even threw a glass bottle at me for telling her wait when she asked me to clean the living room, grumbling that I'm useless and lazy. The reason I told her to wait was because I was cleaning the kitchen. After that I decided to be as lazy as she always say I am. If she's going to complain no matter how hard I work, then why work hard at all? Ever since then, my life became less stressful. She still complains, especially to our relatives. So I just tell them about the glass throwing incident and she shuts up for months and tries to bribe me for my affections from time to time. Check if this strategy works OP. I have a feeling that you're Asian like me.
eightpack007 7
Your mom is an idiot
FweakofCydonia 40
Eff our lives OP, I have the same problem with my mother.