Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS
Intoxicunt 5
Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.
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Comments (78)
MysticCeltic 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=322
fawfulster 11
YDi because she broke up with you. You're better off with a cheating crazy bitch man. Hope you find a more sane woman.
darkmis1 17
if she's gonna be like that, you're better off without her
darkmis1 17
pimpin: **** you! just because a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to do anything if she's been sexually harassed doesn't mean she's cheating. almost 100% of the time, she's afraid of the guy and doesn't want to start anything. Though I'm sure you'll never have to worry about that, since the way you talk, I'm sure you'll never get a girl.
lesbee 0
The OP should have emphasized the word HANDLE!
candygrl122 0
I'm guessing she was crying of joy b4...... um well MAYBE she really needed her job (obviously) and it was her only way of keeping her job, but i REALLY do feel sorry for you!
CbFn7 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3402 boooom.
feed_the_ducks 0
Looks like she took care of that one alright. What a drama queen I'm sure she was only claiming harassment to cover up for the fact that she had liked it the whole time.
hijueputa 0
this ***** needs to be here: http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4546
lostguy 0
ouch, sorry that something like that happened. you don't need a bitch like her anyways, you should get a new girl lol ^_^