Intimacy: Handled

Handled

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

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Rivalry

By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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You deserved it 6 605

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 519

By salope - 26/08/2015 08:33 - France - Paris

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

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Drama abounds

By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML

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Mind your own business

By New CV and Tinder needed - 23/05/2023 12:00

Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML

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You deserved it 155

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:16

hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 9:43

Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.

Comments

clewie 8

Wednesday 21 September 2011 8:19

burnsie22 5

Friday 20 April 2012 23:03

Try to date her BFF

babe7260 30

Wednesday 27 June 2012 11:00

What a bitch!!!!! That's so brutal & you certainly deserve better!!!! Good luck!!!!

TequilaVung 3

Wednesday 7 November 2012 19:56

She's ******* dumb ! Pick a new girl but now you know not to go to retards like her

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:00

never let your gf handle problems like that, I did once and got dumped for the guy who molested her while drunk.

nemcali 34

Thursday 20 November 2014 22:09

You deserve better than a stupid drama queen

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