Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years threatened to break up with me because when she came by my work, she saw me talking to another girl. The girl was a trainee. I'm the boss of the company, so it's my responsibility to train new people. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS
Intoxicunt 5
Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.
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Comments (78)
XohXmyXjonas 20
Ouch.
bugmenotmofo 34
well there is always http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=107940 you can go to.... ;)
Casualt1234 0
#20....in the words of Nikita Khrushchev.... "We will bury you!!!"
Casualt1234 0
thank you for the metaphorical shoe, Frans
Intoxicunt 5
Casualt wins for that hilarious quote.
zrjones 0
YDI for not taking care of it for her. she would have seen u as the dominant male
fatalkiss 0
you "guess she certainly did"? you either guess she did or she certainly did.
ssnepenthe 0
Ouch indeed.
moonlight_daze 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for dating a girl who likes a different type of guy than you.
NeatNit 32
... what?
allmidnighteyes 10
hit on Deborah LIKE A BAWS
demitheleopard 8
That's exactly what I was thinking!
ladiesman14 0
never trust a woman with a job.
Bunny1313 0
time to find a new girl n don't take her back when she comes crying cuz she defintly will!
ztqabc123 0
It's normal,maybe she is not good.
Geist_fml 0
wise words dude i respect that!
DameGreyWulf 0
Bitch.
Intoxicunt 5
Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.
allmidnighteyes 10
Oh, she'll probably leave her current boss for her boss' boss, and so on and so forth, until her baby hole eventually becomes a slip n slide.
Intoxicunt 5
What if her boss's boss is female? The plot thickens......
allmidnighteyes 10
Then I'm gonna have to start quoting Reel Big Fish songs, as opposed to overhyped Lonely island songs. As for her, mama's got a second set of lips for her to pucker up for....
Casualt1234 0
dun dun DUNNNN!
666HailSatan666 0
Good point #12, but I think it would be more of a cabbage patch conveyor belt.