Handled

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.

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bugmenotmofo 34

well there is always http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=107940 you can go to.... ;)

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Casualt1234 0

#20....in the words of Nikita Khrushchev.... "We will bury you!!!"

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Casualt1234 0

thank you for the metaphorical shoe, Frans

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zrjones 0

YDI for not taking care of it for her. she would have seen u as the dominant male

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fatalkiss 0

you "guess she certainly did"? you either guess she did or she certainly did.

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moonlight_daze 8

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Bunny1313 0

time to find a new girl n don't take her back when she comes crying cuz she defintly will!

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Intoxicunt 5

Well, they sound happy together. Just think, when they are having unprotected sex on his desk, he will probably get her pregnant. Later, she'll get to explain to her kids how she met their father. "Well, you see, kids, he sexually harassed me. I was in a relationship with this other guy at the time. I am a **** though, so I ****** your father and left this poor SOB. Nine months later, POP! my life was over. But mommy has a new boss now. ;)" Some people have no self-respect.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Oh, she'll probably leave her current boss for her boss' boss, and so on and so forth, until her baby hole eventually becomes a slip n slide.

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Intoxicunt 5

What if her boss's boss is female? The plot thickens......

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allmidnighteyes 10

Then I'm gonna have to start quoting Reel Big Fish songs, as opposed to overhyped Lonely island songs. As for her, mama's got a second set of lips for her to pucker up for....

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666HailSatan666 0

Good point #12, but I think it would be more of a cabbage patch conveyor belt.

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