Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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i_live2fly 0

OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!

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steakpak 0

Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

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666HailSatan666 0

Give him some Cannibal Corpse to listen to :)

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speedydrumstix 0

wow sounds like MY brother..my 11 year old brother who stabbed me in the arm with a pair of scissors..

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NGM_KID 0

THIS NEEDS TO BE ILLUSTRATED!!

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Kandee3041 0

Umm how does this fyl??

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MyLife95 0

This is your brother, make one about yourself!

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fml_lover1 0

55, i believe that Michael Myers in Halloween started by killing rats, as in his pet mice, not cats.... But I've only seen one of the Halloween movies, so maybe they vary depending on their writers and directors... anyway, OP, I really hope that this FML is just poorly worded and the hamster wasn't hanging by a noose and dead. Because, if he was, I think that you'd have better things to do than post on FML... like taking the advice of every comment on here and starting to find your brother professional help.

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HellEnvenom 0

#85 - **** that. I have an even better Idea. Give the kid some Shitknot cds & merch then plant a dead body in his room. The lil bastard will be put into juvy and Shitknot will be forced to cease creating such attrocious music. So it will be win win for everybody :D

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