Love: Grown ups in the room - FML

Grown ups in the room

By Tragics - 11/11/2009 18:53 - Canada

Today, my date sent me a text saying, "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we." She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year-olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML

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PurplePoet 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:43

That's awful. lol parents like that are gonna be there on your wedding night, making sure you don't do anything "naughty" with their daughter

JP101 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:44

I'd be like, are they going to watch you give me head, too?

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fishnugget 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:21

that reminds me of my girlfriends parents :P

teenagedream13 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:23

I don't get it.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 29 August 2011 20:35

Wow. I wouldn't have gone out on that date.

Izabushel 65

Friday 15 February 2013 13:52

I know, too awkward.

morganbear52 1

Saturday 31 December 2011 23:22

Dude that sucks

notimaginary 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 16:47

Dealbreaker!

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Monday 1 October 2012 0:45

Therefore you promptly excused yourself and fled from the crazy woman, right?

ywolfgl 21

Monday 13 May 2013 12:22

What if the parents threatened her or something? That could very well happen!

WheelJackv01 8

Friday 16 May 2014 21:56

Dump that bitch

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 15 November 2014 16:17

I'd bail.

pinkstardust 9

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:24

How did the date go?

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