Intimacy: Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends...

By zagzag - 05/11/2011 08:38 - Italy

Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The sex would have been really great if he hadn’t said, “God bless France!” every five seconds. FML

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annoyedleo 6

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:32

Halloween today? And then it is funny thqt FML got rejected...

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:20

*Whispers* Omelette Du Fromage...

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annoyedleo 6

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:32

Halloween today? And then it is funny thqt FML got rejected...

tibtak_fml 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:03

Sometimes they take FLM from other languages, translate them into English and post them. And sometimes it's obvious.

Wizardo 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:20

*Whispers* Omelette Du Fromage...

Justinspires 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 0:03

This is creepy on so many levels..

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