FML : Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The sex would have been really great if he hadn’t said, “God...

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Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The sex would have been really great if he hadn’t said, “God bless France!” every five seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By zagzag - / Saturday 5 November 2011 08:38 / Italy

Intimacy

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By annoyedleo | 6

#6589155 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:32

Halloween today? And then it is funny thqt FML got rejected...

By Wizardo | 33

#6589191 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 01:20

*Whispers* Omelette Du Fromage...

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By annoyedleo | 6

#6589155 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:32

Halloween today? And then it is funny thqt FML got rejected...

tibtak_fml | 10

#6589176 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 01:03

Sometimes they take FLM from other languages, translate them into English and post them. And sometimes it's obvious.

By Wizardo | 33

#6589191 - Tuesday 26 April 2016 01:20

*Whispers* Omelette Du Fromage...

By Justinspires | 5

#6589808 - Wednesday 27 April 2016 12:03

This is creepy on so many levels..

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