Today, my date sent me a text saying, "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we." She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year-olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML
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Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
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PurplePoet 5
That's awful. lol parents like that are gonna be there on your wedding night, making sure you don't do anything "naughty" with their daughter
JP101 0
I'd be like, are they going to watch you give me head, too?
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Comments (97)
wappit 0
OP, you're an idiot, you clearly missed out on what could be your only chance for a mother-daughter 3 way while the dad videotaped the whole thing.
Brawler91 0
so either she lied about her age or you did dum dum dummmm **** Ur Life indeed
zena_baladi 3
At least now you know enough not to date her again.
Edward_is_ew 0
That's sad i'm 13 and don't have to be chaperoned
nevershoutnever1_fml 0
wow!!! I'm 13 and my parents don't come on a date wit meh!! what a loser girl
ballerhaley 0
did you ever think that maybe she wanted you to meet her parents? duh?
Gorsbug823 0
win 43
SeaNDouble 1
#79 obviously dated the same girl lol
yelwarc 0
yay! step brothers
barbiegirl491 1
umm that's just wow..